IN MY HAREM

IN MY HAREM
IN MY HAREM
Song
Irving Berlin
Irving Berlin
Berry and Berry
Waterson, Berlin & Snyder Co.
Gene Buck
Berlin wrote: “You can get a song idea from anywhere. I have studied the times and produced such songs as ‘In My Harem’ when the Greeks were fleeing from the Turks and the harem was a humorous topic in the daily newspapers.”

The hero can either be Irish or Jewish, depending on the audience in New York.

The size of the Harem is based on Solomon’s in 1 Kings 11:3-4.

The music for “And the dance they do… wish that you” is the “hoochy-koochy” theme.

Down in Turkey Pat Malone/Abie Cohen
was selling fancy clothes to anyone who’d wear ’em.
When the Turks were called away to war,
A Turk asked Patrick/Abie if he wouldn’t watch his Harem,
Patrick/Abie said, “With pleasure, I will cover every track,
I’ll take care of ev’rything, so don’t you hurry back.”
Patrick/Abie then sat down and wrote a note
To all his friends at home,
And this is what he wrote:

CHORUS:
In my Harem, my Harem, There’s Rosie, Josie, Posie,
And there never is a minute King Solomon was in it,
Wives for breakfast, wives for dinner, wives for supper time;
Lots of fancy dancing, and it doesn’t cost a dime.
In my Harem, my Harem, There’s Fannie, Annie, Jenny,
And the dance they do Would make you wish that you
Were in a Harem with Pat Malone/Abie Cohen.

Patrick/Abie said, “I’ve got a thousand wives
And every one of them has got a perfect figure.
Small ones, tall ones, big as they could be,
There’s some as big as that, and some are even bigger.
That young Turk ain’t coming back until the war is won,
I don’t wish him hard luck, but I hope they steal his gun.
I’m living many happy lives,
How can a man get lonesome with a thousand wives.

Turkey
IN MY HAREM