Who's that sneakin' away from camp
Who's desert shorts are a little damp
Who's just a little hipper
Than your average Gaza stripper
Who'd rather grow up... than blow up
Any old day of the week!
It's Abdul The reluctant martyr
When it comes to Intifada, he's a non-starter
That kookie Abdul Just a little bit smarter
Those virgins may sound fine
But you can have his place in line
Because he's Abdul the reluctant martyr.
Can't be late, he's got a date
With Christiane Amanpour
So just tell Yassir no siree
There he goes again makin' love instead of war
Yassir, that's Abdul The reluctant martyr
He's slacker when it comes to fanatic ardor
That crazy Abdul A fatwah disregarder
Tell the mullah he's out of luck
Go and find some other schmuck
Because he's Abdul the reluctant martyr!