A chiropractic from old Cairo bound
From Illinois came to New York, saw the sights all around
She cried that show call'd Mecca is immense,
I've chiropractically lost all sense.
I'm oriental as can be
Since that Mecca I went to see,
I've got that snaky shaky pose,
I wear a breast-plate goodness knows
I don't wear any clothes,
I am an eastern bug,
Oriental as a rug,
I'm called Spearmint and the reason don't you see,
For I'm wriggley just as wriggley as can be,
Mecca, Oh By Gee,
I'm oriental as can be.