Lyrics
Oh, the sexual life of the camel
Is stranger than anyone thinks.
In moments of amorous passion,
He frequently buggers the Sphinx.
But the Sphinx's posterior passage
Is clogged with the sands of the Nile,
Which accounts for the hump on the camel,
And the Sphinx's inscrutable smile.
Alternate version:
The sexual life of the camel
Is stranger than anyone thinks.
At the height of the mating season,
He tries to bugger the sphinx.
But the sphinx's posterior sphincter
Is clogged by the sands of the Nile,
Which accounts for the hump on the camel
And the sphinx's inscrutable smile.